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Democrats Throw Justice Breyer Surprise Retirement Party Hoping He’ll Just Go With It

WASHINGTON—Jumping out from hiding spots and popping champagne when the Supreme Court justice turned on the lights in his office, a group of Democratic Party leaders reportedly threw a surprise retirement party Friday for Stephen Breyer hoping that he would just go with it. “We’re sorry to see you go, but it’s really…
April 30, 2021 • Chad Nackers
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